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Tuesday, February 20, 2001 for those guys who are obssessed with their penis, check this article out: (courtesy of the march edition of Maxim) Phallus Mavericks People at this Japanese festival know how to worship weeine. Eager to have your penis worshiped by throngs of asian women without having to pay one thin dime? Book a ticket to Japan for the Tagata Penis Festival. For more than 1,500 years, the town of Komki has set aside March 15 for its unusual fertility celebration in which people gather--last year more than 50,000 showed up--to give the almighty schlong its props. The star of the celebration is a 1,000-pound King Dong that's carved anew every year by 92-year-old craftsman Kunimitsu Siaki--who's been sporting the tremendous wood since he was 17. The highlight of the day is a massive parade in which revelers march behind the frighteningly large member--8.2 feet long, 24 inches around, carved from the trunk of a cypress tree--as they get hammered on free sake. The best part of the festival? Women suck on penis-shaped cakes, and wear penis-inspired charms. The worst part? So do the men. ---Nelson Taylor lilwolf 6:13 PM 
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